White American Jokes - 7 Hilarious White American Jokes

A businessman, an immigrant, and a White American worker are sitting at a table with 100 cookies

The business man eats 99 of the cookies and then slides the last one across the table towards the immigrant. Then he looks at the white American and says, "that immigrant is going to eat your cookie!"

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An white American man and his wife just had their 20th wedding anniversary.

They decided that to celebrate the special occasion they would tattoo each other's name on their bodies. So, she gets Tom, her husband's name, tattooed on her shoulder blade.
Tom decides to get her name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. He had to decide if he wanted it to be readable when his penis ...

A little Arab boy

Anything that makes people who aren't white Americans embarrassed or angry, is racist.

What is Donald Trump's favorite type of cheese?

White American

Donald Trump wants to paint the white house

Donald trump wants to paint the white house.. He calls for quotations.. Chinese guy quoted 3 millions.. European guy quoted 7 millions.. White American guy quoted 10 millions.. Trump asked chinese guy.."..how did u quote 3 millions..?" Chinese guy replied .." 1 million for paint 1 million for...

A friend of mine is so politically correct....

At the deli he is afraid to ask for " white American " cheese.

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Derrick goes to Asian night at the club.....

Derrick (a white american) learned that his Chinese friend has an american name (Joey) and a Chinese name (Yao). He has the yellow fever so he tests his luck at the local bar for Asian night. He musters the courage to talk to one of the girls at the bar.

"Hey what's your C...

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