Irish People Jokes - 9 Hilarious Irish People Jokes

What do Irish people call a Dwayne Johnson impersonator?

A Sham-Rock

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Why did the thirty Irish people drown?

They were riverdancing.

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What do Irish people only put 239 beans in their chili?

Because if they add one more it’ll be too farty.

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Why do Catholics and Irish people always fail trigonometry?

Because the catholics are afraid of Sin and the Irish people can't Tan.

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Did you know that Irish people are very stingy with their money?

Well duh, why else would leprechauns hide their gold at the end of the rainbow.

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Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

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A joke for (and by) Northern Irish people.

Made from two redditors' comments on the death of Paisley.

"Thatcher and Paisley within 18 months of each other; somewhere in West Belfast there's a bloke wondering what his third wish should be."

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It appears we have reached that day once again where all the Irish people get drunk and start fights tonight and skip work tomorrow.

Monday.

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Ireland puns

what do irish people call split personallity disorder?

doublin

what do irish people call mytosis?

a doublin cell?

what do irish people call twins?

sean and connor

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