The Smiths were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and their descendants included senators and Wall Street wizards.
They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only one problem arose, how to handle great-uncle George, the criminal, who was executed in the electric chair. The author said he could handle the story tactfully. The book...
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April showers bring Mayflowers...
...but that was shit luck for the Natives, wasn't it?
In April of 1620, it rained. That same year, the Pilgrims arrived.
I suppose the saying is true. April showers bring Mayflowers.