I think the Dysons in washrooms these days are pretty cool
But I have to say, they're the messiest urinals I've ever used.
A blind blond guy walks into a bar and yells out, "Hey! Do you all want to hear a dumb blonde joke?"
One of the patrons takes the guy aside and says, "Look, buddy. The bartender is blond. The 400-pound wrestler sitting near the window is blond. The armed police officer sitting at the bar is blond. The lawyer sitting at the back of the bar close to the washrooms is blond. The martial arts guy sittin...
When Trump visited the White House before his presidency...
He asked then president Obama how he managed to run two successful terms.
"Simple", Obama replied, "Just get an intelligent wife"
"How do I know my wife is intelligent?" Trump asked.
"Just ask her intelligent questions and if she answers correctly, then you know she is intellige...
On their way to a conference...
A group of soldiers are on their way to a conference, and must take the train. Due to the way the military works, they must each purchase their own tickets, and will then be reimbursed upon arrival.
Traveling in one car are a group of brand new Officers, and a group of bitter, crusty Sergean...
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