A well-known American actor is walking through the centre of Newcastle upon Tyne.
Suddenly, a member of the public stops him, and says, "I recognise you from somewhere, are you famous?"
The actor answered, "As a matter of fact, I am. I played Commodus in the movie 'Gladiator.'"
Astonished, the Geordie replied "Are you Joaquin?"
To which Joaquin said "Yes, but...
Where do Nintendo Characters shop?
Ike-ea, Waa-Greens, Hot Togepi, Break the Target, Lush Ultimate, Wet-Spheal, Mushroom Kingdom (think about it), Abercombie and Squid, and Walmarth.
Two drunk men were leaving a bar [Long]
Two drunk men were leaving a bar and decided to drive home.
After driving for a while, they noticed the head of an old man at their window. The driver checked and saw that the car waa going at 40mph and there was no way a man of such age could keep up.
Nontheless, fear striken, he rol...
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