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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Why does a shooting star taste better than a comet?

It's a little meteor.

Why does a marriage proposal always sound good?

Because it's got a nice ring to it.

Why does a queen bee have so many mates?

Their survival relies on their poly-nation.

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Possible repost but... Why does a bride smile at her wedding?

Because she knows that she has given her last blowjob.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if it lifted up two, it would fall over

Why does a hamburger have more energy than a steak?

Because it’s in a ground state.

Why does a thief need glue?

To give him sticky fingers.

Why does a robot do during a one night stand?

Nuts and bolts

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Why does a horny deaf chick wear tight pants?

So that you could read her lips

Why does a well-done trans joke start off dark and turn wholesome?

Because the goal is a good transition.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull!

Why does a witch not wear underwear on Halloween?

So she can get a better grip on her broom

I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets…

then it hit me.

Why does a Ferry Boat never get Sick?

Because it’s always going to the Dock.

Why does a programmer prefer dark mode?

Because light attracts bugs

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