Today my culinary teacher challenged us to make a food pun

She’s going to have a rutebega’ning when we tell her challenging kids isn’t kosher.

My friends probably don’t think I would hit them in the face with an obscure vegetable just to get a laugh

Let’s just say they are in for a rutebega’ning

You know what they say about mathematics and religion..

Sin-ning can cos(t)

What do you call a Chinese guy who has difficulty standing?

Li-Ning

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

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