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Haa Jokes

What is sitting in a tree and makes "Haa Haaa"?

An owl with a speech impediment.

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Dentist to the patient: This might hurt now a bit

Patient: Don't worry

Dentist: Ok... I'm having an affair with your wife!

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Wife to husband: You look aweful with these new glasses

Husband: B...

THE SIN OF LYING

A minister told his congregation, “Next week, I plan to
preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my
sermon, I want you to read Mark 17.”
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon,
the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know
how many had...

Me and a friend when we finally agree to go out

We were to meet at 9:00.. i called him at 9:40

-Are you there, yet

=yes.

-I can't see you

=I can't see you,too.

-ok, raise a hand.

= ok, i am raising my hand.

-haa, i see you now

= liar, i am not there yet.

-ok, how long till you get the...

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A guy was extremely unfortunate

He was so unfortunate that he even have only one ball.

One day he gets on a plane. 15 min into the flight the plane starts quaking. The crew says "Unfortunately we are too crowded for this plane, someone needs to jump out for the greater good."

So they decides to draw lots. As he e...

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A radio show is hosting a game where listeners call in with a new word.

Radio Host: Hey all you listeners out there, time for another round of "New Word". As a reminder of the rules, you have to give me a word that does not exist in the dictionary and you have to say a phrase that uses that word.
Caller: Hello?...
Radio Host: Hello caller, you are live on Radi...

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Two brothers hatch a plan before breakfast...

Two brothers, about six and four years old, wake up and start getting ready for the day.

The older brother tells the younger brother: "Today, we are going to learn how to cuss!"

And the younger brother, unsure about the idea says, "Haa, okay! How do we do that??"

The older bro...

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