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There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,

and those who bitch about reposts.

There are two kinds of people in life

Those who can extrapolate from limited information, and

There are 10 kinds of people...

...those who can extrapolate from missing data and those who mesh and butcher well established jokes.

A small collection of my favorite science jokes

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”

“For you, sir, no charge!”

 

What's 2 times 2?

Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”

Mathematician: “After some consideration ...

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