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Nazi Grandfather

As a German I occasionally have to put up with some Nazi crap. That is normally the time when I tell them that my grandfather died in a concentration camp. After receiving that information the person making the Nazi remarks generally becomes very quiet and seems rather embarrassed. That is until I e...

Help needed to workshop owl-based joke.

With an accomplice it works fine, I'm trying to get it to work with any random. Here's the stage it's at so far.

Someone you know told me that you do a really good owl impression.

Who?

Oh, I thought it would be better than that.

The problem is that most people's initial r...

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I have a habit of reading when I am travelling via train.

This one journey I was reading *Mein Kampf*.

Suddenly this one lady in the cabin caught sight of the title and immediately started a ruckus. She snapped at how inappropriate it is for someone in the modern age to read that regressive book. She even went on to call me a Nazi and continued rebu...

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