I came second in a Winston Churchill lookalike competition.
Close, but no cigar.
I read this joke in a book of Jewish humor some years ago.
An elderly Jewish woman was about to board an El Al flight from JFK to Tel Aviv, carrying her little lap dog in a cage, covered by a blanket. The gate agent informed her that there was no way she could carry the dog aboard the plane, but assured her the dog would be perfectly safe in the luggage co...
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Love is when you feel guilty about watching porn
Just kidding, love is when you search what they look like in the hopes you'll find a lookalike porn star!