The 3+ Best Vindictive Jokes

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My girlfriend wants to dump me -- she says I'm too vindictive

We'll see about that.

What do you call a vindictive jacket?

A petticoat.

They say if you get stung by a jellyfish, you're supposed to pee on it.

But I'm just not that vindictive.

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