UPJOKE
thoughtlesstactlessselfishunconsidereduncaringunthinkinguncouthdiscourteousungratefulunintelligentboorishimpoliteunprofessionalinsolentuncivilized

Inconsiderate Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My next door neighbour is an inconsiderate asshole. He knocked on my door at 3AM last night!! 3AM!!

Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.

Vampires are so inconsiderate

They never reflect on anything

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Every time a good song comes on the radio I love to close my eyes and really feel the music.

Inconsiderate assholes on my bus keep ruining the moment though....

Three young buffalo were hanging out in field chatting.

Two of them were talking about how lame their dads' jokes were, when they realized the third buffalo, Timmy, didn't seem to have a dad. They apologized to him for being inconsiderate.

"It's ok," Timmy said. "My dad was the most committed to "dad jokes" out of all of ours. 3 years ago I ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A guy asks his girlfriend

A guy asks his girlfriend after their first night together:
"So... how many guys have you been with before me?"
The girl falls silent and squints at the ceiling.
"What? Did... I... Oh God. I never meant to..."
The girl doesn't react.
"Dammit. Come on... that was really inconsiderate o...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The New New Math....

I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tel...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man comes home visibly irritated.

His wife notices and asks if something is wrong.

He shakes his head.

"C'mon. Talk to me" she says.

He takes a moment to steady himself. "It's just that..." he pauses again, and takes a deep breathe. "Well, first of all, last night when you were telling me about your day?"
...

Marital Problems (possible oc?)

Dave got in a fight with his wife and took off for the night. He calls up his friend Steve who offers Dave his couch. While they're watching the gave and having a beer Steve asks Dave what happened.

Dave: I've got no idea. One minute we're talking about the dishwasher, the next she's calling ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Had this really irritating flat mate

When I was at uni I had this really irritating flat mate called Callum. Always leaving his shit lying around and not tidying up. Drinking my milk out of the fridge, eating the last slice of bread. Pissing on the toilet seat. You know the sort of guy, the one who’s stirring your pint with his cock wh...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

His cat died......

I heard this joke during a Bob Newhart concert....
One day this feller gets a call from his brother "Bill" (a metrosexual) who asked him to take care of his cat while he went on a business trip. The brother "Larry" (a Marine) agreed and Bill came over and dropped off the cat and a very long list ...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.