Condescending Jokes

And I thought to myself, "well that's a little condescending."

( That means I talk down to people. )

(That means talking down to people)

is kind of complex, and I don't think you would understand it, even if I explained it to you !

(Condescending means treating people like they have less intelligence than yourself)

I said "We were in Rome, the way you knew so much about the city like it was second nature to you. But I never felt you were condescending to me when I'd ask stupid questions. I saw how much you knew, how passionate you could be. I'd been bored by all the old buildings, but you brought it all to lif... read more

While Jumping From A Helicopter.

It was a little condescending

A pan-duh!

Because that's a very big word.

I guess he’s really into Kink shaming.

But one day, I’ll be sure

That means "to talk down to"

*(Credit: Bob Newhart)*

Oh never mind you don't know the answer anyway.

you guys didn't get it last time, and probably wont get it this time either.

It's ridiculous, I don't even think he knows what that word means.

Me: Don’t you mean condescendingly?

... Do you even know what that means?

A condescending con descending.

In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." Ralph asks... read more

...she said it was a little condescending.

I would tell you, but it’s a little condescending.

A condescending con descending!


(This has been my favorite joke for years, so I thought I’d share! :) Pretty sure I originally saw if from a tumblr post, it’s not my original joke)

The swindler was headed upstairs to visit his friend, the forger. The bird he passed along the way was the forger's homing vulture, which was en route to the forger's publisher to make a delivery. Unfortunately, the poor bird had to fly down the stairwell to ground level and out the open terrace sin... read more

It was a little condescending.

I don't want to sound condescending while telling a joke about a con descending

The ending was pretty condescending.

Her sister condescendingly replies “You just have problems with men sis”

Condescending

When I got home and opened it up, it said “You don’t know how to cook, but you’re trying so hard. Bless your heart, honey.”

Turns out it was sweet’n condescending milk.

He's not dead, just very condescending

It was a little condescending.

Patronised means they speak with a sense of superiority and are condescending

and the conversation soon turns to talking about their families. The girl sighs and says, “I'm sure wherever my dad is, he's looking down on us.” “I’m sorry”, the boy says sympathetically .”Oh, he's not dead.”, replies the girl, “Just very condescending.”