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A lady goes to see her doctor.

She says " Kiss me doctor".
The doctor says"No, that would be inappropriate "
She asks again " Kiss me please"
The doctor goes " That would be really unprofessional. We shouldn't even be having sex right now you know. "

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Man goes to a doctor and sees the patient is looking very embarrassed.

The doctor says, "So why did you come to see me today?" The patient says, "Well, I have a problem, but it's kind of humiliating. Please promise you won't laugh!" The doctor assures the patient that he won't laugh. "I'm a professional and have seen a lot throughout my years."

The patient r...

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A woman tells her doctor, "Kiss me!"

The doctor says, "What? Why would I do something like that?"
The woman says again, "Kiss me now!"
The doctor replies, "Certainly not!"
The woman demands a third time, "Doctor, I want you to kiss me!"
The doctor answers, "No! It's unprofessional, highly unethical, and to be honest...

A doctor was caught having an affair with his patient. This is very unprofessional.

Especially since he is a veterinarian

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A joke my friend told me a while ago

A man was very worried when he went to see a doctor.

"Doctor, I want to let you know that I have a very small penis, and I would like you to not laugh about its size."

The doctor promised and told him that he is very professional.

So the man opened his pants, and there was the s...

A man is having issues with his wifi

As any self-loathing individual would do he calls up his service provider who tell him that they’ll have someone look at the router at 10am the next day.

“Odd, this seems like good customer service” he thought to himself. The next morning he wakes up, grabs a cup of coffee and waits, 10am lea...

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A woman visited a doctor

„Kiss me!“ She said.
„No!“ The doctor replied, „that would be unprofessional.“
But the woman insisted: „Please just kiss me! Just once, please!“
But the doctor did not give in: „I already told you, that would be unprofessional, and if i think about it, we shouldn’t be having sex either!“

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A man is touring a hospital to see how they operate

before potentially donating a large sum of money. The director giving him the tour is taking him around and showing him all of the different rooms. As they're walking, they run into a man who's masturbating. The director apologizes to both the masturbating man as well as the potential donor. Once th...

Wonder Woman walks in on Batman and Robin's training session

Batman asks "Have I ever shown you how to do a side-kick?"

Wonder Woman shouts "BATMAN! THAT IS VERY UNPROFESSIONAL!!"

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A woman is in the doctor's office...

She says, "Doctor, kiss me."

He replies "I'm sorry, you're beautiful, but I can't do that, it would be unprofessional, I could lose my practice."

A minute later, again she says "Doctor, please, please kiss me, you're so handsome, I'm so aroused and dying to be kissed by you."

He...

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I went to get an eye exam...

The optometrist told me to stop masterbating.

I asked, “Why, does it really cause blindness?”

He said, “No, it’s just really an unprofessional thing to be doing right now. “

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A man goes to the doctor.

He says to the doctor "I have a big problem. But first I want you to promise me you won't laugh."

"Oh, no sir, that would be very unprofessional. I have been practicing medicine for over 30 years and I've seen it all. So you have my word."

"OK" says the man and drops his pants. As soon...

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Morgue Joke

So this elderly coroner and his new assistant are in the morgue when a body comes in. The coroner turns to his assistant and asks. "Are you ready, son?"

"Absolutely!" Says the assistant.

The doctor uncovers the body and the first thing the assistant notices is it's huge penis, the bigg...

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While in the stirrups at the gynecologist’s office, the woman overhears the doctor say...

“My, what a big vagina!” … “My, what a big vagina!”

The woman became furious and spoke up: “I can’t believe I heard you say something so unprofessional—not just once, but twice!”

“I’m very sorry and I apologize” the doctor said, “But in my defense I only said it once ^once ^^once ^^^on...

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