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Can you believe that guy told me i'm spiteful?

I still want to kick his ass! Even after twenty five years!

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A joke from Berlusconi

It's 10 pm and a rich businessman, Mr. Bestetti, is working at his home office when his wife enters the room shouting: "I have talked with our priest, he told me everything! You cheat on me by going to the strip club! I am going to go to the lawyer and get a divorce, and you'll give me half of every...

So a man is walking home from a bar....

On his way to his apartment he sees a graveyard. Feeling a bit spiteful, he goes and dances on the graves. This angers one of the spirits and it possesses a coffin. After managing to dig out of the ground, it starts to follow the man. The man notices and starts to speed up a bit and the coffin keeps...

An illusionist was employed to entertain the guests of a cruise ship.

He had a handful of good tricks he performed quite well and because there was a new audience every other week or so, he didn't have to worry about coming up with new ones. The trouble came when the Captain's talking parrot, after watching the same show time and time again, started to figure the tric...

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The one armed man

I saw my mate Fred this morning, he's only got one arm, bless him.

I said, "Where are you off to Fred?"

He said "I'm off to change a light bulb."

I laughed and said "That's going to be a bit awkward isn't it?"

"Not really" he said "I've still got the receipt, you spite...

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