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Sandra received a worrying diagnosis from her doctor.

She was healthy enough. She exercised daily, she ate well, all that jazz. But during her annual checkup, her doctor sat her down and says, "I've found a small tumor on your neck."

She was absolutely horrified. "Are you saying I have cancer?"

The doctor shook his head. "No, no, that's n...

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My Grocery Store Experience

5-7min read. Based on a true story.

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I was at the grocery store yesterday picking up some ingredients to make breakfast for the week. I already had a few essentials picked out like Milk, Eggs, & Bacon. Yes, Bacon is an essential. I moved to the cereal aisle but got stuck decidin...

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A man decides to go to a safari.

He took his faithful dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long the dog discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

The dog thinks, "Oh boy, I'm in deep...

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