As a preteen, all I wanted was a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits,
but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
What's the difference between Donald Trump's tweets and an impetuous, immature, 14-year-old girl's tweets?
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It was a dark and rainy night…..
Our hero’s car had broken down right in front of an old looking mansion.
After knocking, an old Chinese man came to the door. “ I was wondering if it’s at all possible you might have a room for me for the night. I will be out of your hair the next morning and on my way to the service stati...