A lot of these Olympians must be pretty untrustworthy...
because all the TV pundits keep banging on about how unbelievable they are
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters.
They make up everything!
Why are cat pirates so untrustworthy?
They tend to commit mewtiny
Why are Pandas untrustworthy?
They bamboozle you.
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An old multi-billionaire is lying on his deathbed...
And he calls his 3 best friends into the room.
"Now look," he says, "I know I won't be alive much longer, and you know I love my money. I want to prove to my family that you CAN take it with you when you go. So, to keep them from getting their greedy mitts on my money, I'm ...