Today my classmate told me: "I have a problem with degenerate homos". I was outraged by his bigoted words..
..until I realised he was talking about our physics homework!
(Glossary: Degenerate - Having the same energy level. HOMO - Highest Occupied Molecular Orbital)
What do you call someone who is bigoted against scientists and engineers?
My wife has left me a note: ‘I’m leaving you because you’re so stupid and bigoted.’
Well I’m not stupid, I’m actually dyslexic. And I can’t help having big toes.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'
She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains ...
A couple are on a blind date. She, a New York realtor; he, a Russian businessman. After a lovely dinner, conversation turns to world affairs, and the man expresses some anti-Islamic views.
The woman is incensed, but the guy is cute so she decides to give him a second chance: “I don’t know what’s acceptable in Russia, but I don’t want to hear any of that bigoted rhetoric. Not another word! I’m going to the washroom to cool off and we’ll try again.” As the woman leaves the table the...
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“Sheep shagger!” yelled the man as Llewelyn Jones walked down the high street, pointedly ignoring him.
“Yeah you, sheep shagger! Fucking sheep shagger!” slurred the man, before throwing his beer can into some petunia bushes and stumbling off in the other direction.
“The youth of today...