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Deceitful Jokes

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body.

As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened.

"Well," he whis...

Deceitful atoms..

Never trust an atom...

They make up everything.

The most deceitful part of a book is the Table of Contents.

When I turned to it, I thought I was getting dinner.

What do you call a deceitful little criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow?

A leprechaun artist!

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