How many "one-uppers" does it take to change a lightbulb?
5 but I have seen it done with four.
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A man dies and finds himself in Hell.
He is greeted by Satan.
Satan: Welcome to Hell! Hey, why do you look so glum?
Man: Why do you think I look so glum? I'm in HELL! Isn't it eternal torture?
Satan: Nah, you've got us all wrong. Hell is pretty okay. When you were alive, did you drink?
Man: Yeah, I drank way ...
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I don't take meth anymore, I have a future.
And you don't mix uppers with downers.
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A guy dies and goes to Hell
And Satan comes up to him and says, "Hey, welcome to Hell! Let me show you around - now just to let you know we have a very strict schedule around here and I'm going to explain it to you. It's really not so bad down here, all the burning in hellfire stuff is just propaganda. Each day is devoted t...
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