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Unluckiest Jokes

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World's Unluckiest Man

This man was so unlucky he was born with only a single ball. Where ever he goes doom is with him. He decided to live in another country and books a plane ticket for USA. Mid flight a turbulence started to occur and the Captain starts to announce that the plane is about the crash and there are only 9...

Who was the unluckiest person in Soviet Russia?

Yuri Gagarin. He circled the earth 3 times but still ended up in Russia.

The Unluckiest Guy in the world

A huge guy is drinking in a bar with his friend, when suddenly he sees a dude who looks really depressed. He looks at his friend and goes, 'You see the guy that seems to be having a really bad day? Well I'm gonna make his day even worse'. So he walks up to the dude and drinks the glass that was in...

The unluckiest person did actually find the fountain of immortality.

Unfortunately, he drowned.

What did the unluckiest lucky man do when he found the pill of immortality?

He choked on it.

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My dad told me this one so i thought i share it here

A man, a lepricorn and an ostrich walk into a bar. They order their drinks and immediately the lepricorn starts saying im not paying for this, no fucking way am i paying for this, theirs no fucking way. The barman looks confused as the lepricorn continues to swear and the ostrich continues to give h...

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