Dad I think I'm jinxed

- Out of five cars on a parking lot a flower pot fell on my car.

- That's nothing son, 20 years ago I was at a party with 5 friends and your mother. I was the only one to wake up next her tomorrow morning.

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Farts have never betrayed me.

Just jinxed it. Shit.

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