He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when h...
My dad’s favorite. (Get the groan ready)
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and...with his odd diet...he suffered from bad breath. This made him... ...a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by ...
What do you call a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath?
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Interesting fact about Mahatma Gandhi
If you've ever seen the film about Gandhi, you know that he was famous for walking everywhere. But what they don't show in the film is that he was able to do this because he'd built up enormous callouses on his feet. And even though his body was very frail, his Hindu faith and devotion to meditation...
Did you know Ghandi didn't wear shoes and often fasted?
Walking barefoot all the time hardened his feet, but hunger weakened his body and made his breath smell terrible.
In fact, you could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis
So Gandhi wandered the desert barefoot and had hard, worn feet...
He was very thin from fasting often, his followers considered him prophetic, and because of his fasting and strange diet had chronic bad breath.
In short, you could say he was a
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
Ghandi spent a lot of time fasting in his life, which made him thin and frail. He chose not to wear shoes often, so when he walked, he toughened up his feet. Rarely did he brush his teeth.
That makes him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
What would Mary Poppins call Gandhi if she ever met him?
A Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis
Sudden realization moment
While speaking with my dad, he said to me "Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail, and when he ate the strangest fruit his breath was often stale, and he walked barefoot so hardened bottoms were his diagnosis."
Oh my God, I can't believe it...
He was a Super Callous Frag...
Gandhi was a well-traveled man..
Unfortunately, the majority of these travels were taken on foot, causing his feet to build up an incredible amount of hardened skin
To make things worse, his minimalist diet (and eventually his age) led him to become very frail.
In light of this, he still offered a surplus of insight t...
I wrote a song about Ghandi
It is called "Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis"
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Mahatma Gandhi The Wise?
I thought not. It's not a story the British would tell you.
It's a Hindi legend. Gandhi was an Indian activist, so powerful and wise he could walk miles and miles without shoes, developing blisters on his feet. He had such a knowledge of resilience, he could even live through hunger strikes w...
What do you call a really cranky shaman with bad breath and osteoporosis?
A Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis
Ghandi joke
As I'm sure you've heard, Gandhi, a very spiritual man, used hunger strikes and peaceful marches as tactics to bring attention to the plight of his people. Unfortunately, this had some negative effects on his health and well being. Besides overall weakness due to lack of food, persistent near starva...
What do Ghandi and Mary Poppins have in common?
Gandhi's political power was born from his ultra modest means - but it came at a price. His feet were in terrible condition due to his insistence on wearing rough leather sandals. Hunger strikes weakened his immune system and he was very prone to illness, but in his moments of weakness, he is said t...
So we all know about Gandhi right?
Well Gandhi as well know was a very important person who in recent times has taken on a mystic quality to some. He often fasted for long periods of time making him rather weak and fragile, he went barefoot for long periods of time and so it's fair to assume he built up lots and lots of callouses an...
Did you hear about the Shaman?
He chose to walk the world barefoot which caused he feet to blister a thousand times over.
He ate only bugs and berries that he found in nature which caused him to became very frail.
This diet also caused him to be plagued with horribly bad breath.
He was known as the Supe...
My dad's Gandhi joke
How much do you know about Gandhi?
He would go on hunger strikes, so he was a pretty skinny guy to begin with. But one time, he walked all the way from the interior of India to the coast to pick up salt from the seaside. He was protesting something to do with British taxes, I can't remember t...
Walt Disney
Just after WWII, Walt Disney was at a loss for new subjects for his movies and decided to take his family on a tour of the world to refresh his creative spirit. Walt, ever the optimist, was undaunted and vowed to seek out an idea for a new film, even if he had to stray from his normal family-friendl...
Top 10 worst jokes!
The 20 Worst Jokes Ever!
1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2.A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."
3.Two peanuts walk into a ba...
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