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Fortuna Jokes

What's a cat's favourite piece of classical music

MeOw ForTuna

I found it strange that my cat liked Carmina Burana

Then I heard that the most popular tune from it is O fortuna

(In case I am “not funny”, it’s a pun on Oh for Tuna). Geddit?

Party games are so different in the Star Wars galaxy...

For example on Earth you bob for apples, but on Tatooine you Bib Fortuna.

Why did Jabba the Hutt invite a twi'lek to his fish buffet?

He needed a Bib Fortuna.

What do sushi makers have in common with Spanish pirates?

They both seek fortuna.

(For Star Wars nerds) What do baby Twi'leks wear when they eat fish?

A Bib Fortuna

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