I saw an Indian woman the other day. I said, "Nice robe."
She said, "It's not a robe."
I was like, "Woah, sari."
If your superpower is to shapeshift, do not transform into an Indian garment
Or you'll be Sari
An American woman went to a Hindu wedding in India...
and bought some traditional clothing to wear to it. When she got to the wedding, she saw another guest wearing the same thing she was, and was very upset.
"I can't believe I traveled halfway around the world, and someone wore the same dress as I did!", she cried.
"Sari", said the othe...
I'm thinking about opening a clothing store. Half the store will carry only traditional, colorful women's gowns from India, and the other half will carry everything else.
I'm going to call it Sari/Not-Sari.
How does an Indian girl tell her family she will be wearing a Western dress to her wedding?
"Sorry, not Sari."
Joke translated to English
Once upon a time, there was a young Indian man named Ram who fell in love with a beautiful white woman. Although his parents did not approve, he stubbornly married the woman and brought her to live in the home he shared with his parents.
The next day, Ram's mother, named Sita, made breakfast...
A guy finds a lamp, gets a wish and asks to become very lucky.
He starts finding money, he wins the lottery, never loses whatever bet he makes. Get lucky with ladies, with people, with stock exchange. His luck starts to make him lonely, all his friends are tired of it. His wife leaves him.
One night, after getting kicked out of the casino...
Indian wife asks her husband
She asks, " So I have some money to spare, shall I buy a safe or a sari (Indian Women's clothing) ? " He replies, " Better safe than sari."
Justin Bieber is on a game show...
He is asked the question; "what is one of the most popular pieces of clothing in India?" Bieber's mind is racing, well as fast as his mind can race, but the timer buzzes. Time is up. Put out, Bieber cries out, "Is it too late to say sari?"
Two months ago my teacher asked me the name of the clothes indian women wear.
Is it too late now to say "sari"?
What do you say when you walk in on an East Indian woman dressing?