Sari Jokes - 13 Hilarious Sari Jokes

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My girlfriend is from India. She likes to tease me by sending a pic of herself clothed, and then one of her nude.

She calls it sari, not sari.

How does an Indian girl tell her family she will be wearing a Western dress to her wedding?

"Sorry, not Sari."

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The Indian lady at the store was very well-dressed today.

I said, " Wow, that's s nice dress!"

She replied, "Sari."

I said, "Well, don't be sorry, it looks great on you!"

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Have you heard about the store that sells used Indian clothing?

Whose sari now?

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An American woman went to a Hindu wedding in India...

and bought some traditional clothing to wear to it. When she got to the wedding, she saw another guest wearing the same thing she was, and was very upset.

"I can't believe I traveled halfway around the world, and someone wore the same dress as I did!", she cried.

"Sari", said the othe...

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I'm thinking about opening a clothing store. Half the store will carry only traditional, colorful women's gowns from India, and the other half will carry everything else.

I'm going to call it Sari/Not-Sari.

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If your superpower is to shapeshift, do not transform into an Indian garment

Or you'll be Sari

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I saw an Indian woman the other day. I said, "Nice robe."

She said, "It's not a robe."

I was like, "Woah, sari."

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Indian wife asks her husband

She asks, " So I have some money to spare, shall I buy a safe or a sari (Indian Women's clothing) ? "
He replies, " Better safe than sari."

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I accidentally spilled my coffee on an Indian friend's dress

I told her I'm sari.

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Two months ago my teacher asked me the name of the clothes indian women wear.

Is it too late now to say "sari"?

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Joke translated to English

Once upon a time, there was a young Indian man named Ram who fell in love with a beautiful white woman. Although his parents did not approve, he stubbornly married the woman and brought her to live in the home he shared with his parents.

The next day, Ram's mother, named Sita, made breakfast...

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Justin Bieber is on a game show...

He is asked the question; "what is one of the most popular pieces of clothing in India?" Bieber's mind is racing, well as fast as his mind can race, but the timer buzzes. Time is up.
Put out, Bieber cries out, "Is it too late to say sari?"

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