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Codpiece Jokes

I couldn't believe my eyes; I saw a man wearing a codpiece this morning.

So, I complimented the nutcase, turned around and walked away as quickly as possible.

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A knight is celebrating his birthday at Ye Olde Tavern

A knight is celebrating his birthday at Ye Olde Tavern with his buddy, the wizard's apprentice, when he sees a hottie at the bar checking out his codpiece, if you know what I mean.

The apprentice tries to warn him. "She's an enchantress!" he says. "They say she curses any man who shares her b...

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In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day

Here's my favorite pirate joke:

When I was 17, I went on a class trip to a beach but I snuck away to explore on my own. I went into this bar. It had nautical stuff on the wall, a bunch of shark jaws, but also streamers and balloons about the place. It looked like there was a party going on. ...

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