I couldn't believe my eyes; I saw a man wearing a codpiece this morning.
So, I complimented the nutcase, turned around and walked away as quickly as possible.
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In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day
Here's my favorite pirate joke:
When I was 17, I went on a class trip to a beach but I snuck away to explore on my own. I went into this bar. It had nautical stuff on the wall, a bunch of shark jaws, but also streamers and balloons about the place. It looked like there was a party going on. ...