I bought my girlfriend a petticoat.

It keeps telling all her other coats that they're too fluffy.

A toothbrush journey in India

Very real story...,,

A Dentist was conducting a global survey-
*"How long do you use your Toothbrush...?"*

Chinese:
"3 months...!"

American:
"1 month...!!"

Indian:
"There is no fixed time limit doctor, it may be years...!!! Initially we use it for *brushing* ...

What do you call a vindictive jacket?

A petticoat.

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