My uncle Ben always used to say, "With great power..."
Comes a great electricity bill
Uncle Ben
A true credit to his rice
Uncle Ben has died.
That’s it, no more Mr. Rice Guy!
Did you hear they are changing the Uncle Ben’s Logo?
Everyone thought it was ricest.
Uncle Ben probably wouldn't have discouraged Peter from joining the Avengers
But his Aunt May
Birthday card
I opened my birthday card and loads of rice fell out.
I knew right away who sent it...
It was my Uncle Ben.
This post is sponsored by Uncle Tom’s rice.
It’s like Uncle Ben’s, but a bit more racist
What is the one thing Spiderman can't eat?
Uncle Bens rice.
What would you call Spider-man if he was a Greek who was into free running, had a debilitating disease and was backing up two cars?
Pita Parkour Parker with Parkinson’s parallel parking a Pontiac pulling a pick up truck.
What would you call Spider-man if he was a Greek who was into free running, had a debilitating disease and was backing up two cars, while making rice?
Uncle Ben
When I was a kid, I wanted to be like Spider-Man
but now I want to be like Uncle Ben
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
It’s my birthday today, I received lots of cards.
Most of them had money fall out of them when I opened them which was great. When I opened the last one there was no money just a load of rice fell out, I thought what the fuck is this!?!???
Then I realised it must be from Uncle Ben.
What superhero should you never have dinner with?
Spider-Man. He never saves any Uncle Ben's.
I dropped my phone in the bath.
I dropped my phone in the water. I put it in rice to dry out, it works now but i lost all my contacts except for my uncle bens.
Took a peak at one of my Christmas presents.
A bag of rice? Thanks a lot Uncle Ben.
Can someone help me understand this joke....
Today while listening to Townes Van Zandt, he tells a joke on a live album: What's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice. Am I too young to understand this? Is there a historical element to this missing?? Is it just obsurd? Thanks in advance and hope this is the right place to ask...
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