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What do you call an impatient man from Bangkok who moved to the capital city of the Republic of China for a writing job, got kidnapped, covered in multicolored paint and restrained with rope?

A tied-up, tye-dyed, Type-A, Taipei-Thai typist.

Did you know the inventor of the typewriter was unknown until recent discoveries in China?

The new discoveries point to a man named Tye Ping

Heaven and Hell

Heaven is when...

The English greet you at the door

The French cook the meal

The Italians entertain you

And the Germans plan everything

Hell is when...

The French greet you at the door

The English cook the meal

Tye Germans entertain you

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It's the end of the 2016 presidential race

It's the end of the 2016 presidential race and the people of the United States hated all the candidates so much that nobody voted. The government is in a panic trying to figure out what to do to decide who the next president will be. Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea: a literal presidentia...

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