What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Sofishticated.

Why was the hipster's bowtie wrinkled?

Cuz he wore it unironically.

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Goldfish, man, you made me so happy, I'll do anything for you...

This is long, so bear with me.
So I was fishing at this pond close to home, see. And all day I was fishing, with nothing biting. Just as the sun was setting, something was finally tugging and wouldn't you know, the most brightly coloured gold FISH(!) was at the end of my fishing string. And w...

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A man has recently lost a lot of weight and is visiting his doctor

His doctor says

"Wow! You must have dropped 50kg. It's a shame about that flappy skin. I've got a colleague who can fix that up, do you want his number?"

The man agrees and goes to see the specialist. He returns to his doctor a couple of weeks later and his skin is fitting like a well ...

An elite club in New York City hosts its annual banquet...

It is known for upholding a number of very picky rules, notably a strict dress code.

Justin Timberlake walks to the door wearing a sports coat and khakis. The bouncer says, "You didn't meet the dress code. Please leave."

Leonardo Dicaprio walks to the door wearing a collared shirt, for...

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