Bowtie Jokes

His doctor says

"Wow! You must have dropped 50kg. It's a shame about that flappy skin. I've got a colleague who can fix that up, do you want his number?"

The man agrees and goes to see the specialist. He returns to his doctor a couple of weeks later and his skin is fitting like a well ... read more

This is long, so bear with me.
So I was fishing at this pond close to home, see. And all day I was fishing, with nothing biting. Just as the sun was setting, something was finally tugging and wouldn't you know, the most brightly coloured gold FISH(!) was at the end of my fishing string. And w... read more