Two men are engaged in a fierce fencing match. Round after round of back and forth sees them at a tiebreaker.
The taller of the two decides to cheat by discretely fastening his foil to his hand with a hairband to ensure he doesn’t drop it, and another fierce round begins. The shorter man goes on a vicious attack, bringing thunder and fury and sending the tall man reeling. As the tall man waits for a break i...
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Jake and Wallace need a tiebreaker.
Jake and Wallace are 12 year old twin brothers. As they were heading out to the car, they both called shotgun at the same time.
To break the tie, they decided to flip a coin, best out of three.
Jake picked heads, Wallace picked tails.
Jake flips the coin, it was heads.
A shooting club was holding a competition. The winner was to get a somewhat ugly trophy, the second-placed shooter - a crate of champagne.
By the end of the final round, two shooters were tied for first place, so they were told to do a tiebreaker round - 5 shots at maximum distance. To keep things more dramatic, they had to shoot at the same time.
After both had stopped firing and were awaiting the results, one shooter turned to...