A little boy is born with a terrible birth defect - he has only a head, no torso, no limbs.
On his 21st birthday, his friends take him to the bar to celebrate. One of them pours his first beer down his throat - and poof! All of a sudden, a neck and torso pop out of his head.
His fri...
Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name?
1 for 2008, 1 for 2016
Two Leprechauns Knock on the Convent Door (long)
The Mother Superior opens the door and the first leprechaun doffs his hat then stammers and stutters, "T-t-t-top o' the mornin' to ye, sister!"
She replies, "Top o' the mornin' to you, Seamus. What can I do for you this morning?"
"W-w-w-w-well, sister, I-I-I-I'd b-be after a-a-a-a-ski...
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