A man with two left feet goes into a shoe store...
...and asks the shop assistant: "Do you sell flip-flips?"
Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer? "Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur"
I guess it is #rightprivilege
Frankenstein's monster went to a party
The Bride asks him if he wants to dance, but the monster declines. She asks him if he has Two Left Feet, and he confirms it. "It's not my fault. The Doctor couldn't find a right foot for me."
My dog was walking a little weird but then I realised...
He had two left feet.
Why aren't dogs good dancers?
They've two left feet
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