Legalization Jokes

Bush was a conservative who favoured expansion of the death sentence.

Gore was a liberal who favoured legalization of prostitution.

So Bush wanted more Gore and Gore wanted to get more Bush.

A message from Canada, to all Americans who are jealous about the recent marijuana legalization.

Sorry.

I joined a march today for the legalization of marijuana. Well, it started off as a march, but after a while...

...it turned into a wander.

Tomorrow's weather forecast for Canada is in, just in time for cannabis legalization

It's going to be cloudy with a chance of Doritos.

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It makes sense that Bernie Sanders supports Marijuana legalization...

...because his success has hinged upon high voter turnout.

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Fuck, I need to sleep...

In light of their recent legalization of marijuana, I will now be referring to Canada as "baked Alaska"

If anyone wants to start a petition you have my full support.

In a historic day for Canada, Ontario held a Provincial Election on the same day the Senate passed the Cannabis Legalization Act.

Turnout was high.

Stoners everywhere are uniting to push for legalization of marijuana

It is a joint effort

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