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What do you call a food advertisement wandering in the desert?

A Nom ad

When you take a pen name ....

... that's a nom de plume.

When you take a name for war, that's a nom de guerre.

When you take a name for an eating contest, that's a nom de om nom nom.

Why did the gingerbread man lose his legs?

He lost them in 'Nom

How did the gingerbread man wind up with one leg?

He lost the other in Nom.

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If ass tasted like cookies, would you be willing to eat ass?

Maybe, but you’d never be able to look the same way again at Cookie Monster.

A nom nom nom nom.

What religion were the dinosaurs?

Non de-nom nom denominational.

Sorry folks this is an original by me and so corny.

I have a condition that makes me eat when I can't sleep

It's called insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia

What cookbook do they use in hell?

The Necro nom nom nomicon.

What did Oedipus say when we went down on a girl?

Nom, mom, mom, mom.

Did you know there is a Hungry Hippo that was a US Military Veteran?

Yeah! He fought in VietNOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM

Did you hear about the gummy bear with only one leg?

He lost the other one in Nom.

<all credit to my daughter>

What shape is Pac Man?

An om-nom-nom-ogon

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What noise do you make when you eat Vietnamese food?

Nom Nom

My little brother just told me that joke. He's an asshole

What do you call French army rations?

Noms de guerre.

how did Cookie Monster decide who'd win the oscars?

he went through all the nom-nom-nominations.

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They asked Stephen King to write a horror story about a gorilla...

He told his publishers that he wanted to write it under his *nom de plume* "Richard Bachman." The problem, he said, was that he'd already written "The Monkey" under his own name. He didn't want people to think this new story was a sequel, or derivative in some way. Legally, since he'd sold the ri...

Two sharks are swimming in the sea...

One shark sees a school of sardines, and says "bro you hungry?" and the other shark says "nah, I'm good. You go for it." So the first shark swims right into the sardines, and nom-nom-noms on hundreds of the little fishes. Minutes later, the shark curls up in pain. "Oooh, aaaagh, uuuurgh...." the sec...

What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

How do you describe eating just the right amount?

Nom Nom Nominal

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

Why did the mission control operator tell the astronauts not to eat any food?

She saw some off-nom telemetry.

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