So there's this village on the Black Sea coast in Turkey
Over time a pothole in the road has got so big that people are falling into it and getting injured.
It get so bad that all the villagers get together to decide what to do about the hole in the road.
One of them says, "We should have an ambulance standing by ready to take people to the ...
What happens if you throw a white stone into the Black Sea?
It gets wet, what’d you think?
Soviet joke my grandpa told me
Brezhnev is showing his mother how well he has done. He shows her his suite in the Kremlin, his country house with a fully stocked kitchen, his Black Sea villa, his limousine. She says: ‘This is all really nice...but what will you do if the Bolsheviks come back?’