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We Turkish people love American rapper 50 cent!

Or how we call him in Turkey - 1 lira

**two days after**


I meant 3 lira!


**another 2 days later**


I meant 5 lira!

A Russian enters a bar full of Turkish people.

He's wearing a t-shirt with bright lettering "Turkish got 3 problems."

Just a few seconds later the Turkishs oppose him and say "Hey, yopu know what you're wearing is insulting?"
The russian responds: "This is your first problem: You're so easily offended."

The Turkish respond: "Oka...

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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