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Staph Jokes

Microbiology joke

Two bacteria walk into a bar and start pouring themselves pints.

The bartender tells them that customers aren't allowed on this side of the bar.

The bacteria say, "We're not customers, we're staph."

A germ walked into a bar

The bartender said "We don't serve your kind here; you'll have to leave."

And the germ said "But I work here- I'm staph!"

A bacteria walked into a bar and was told by the bartender, "We don't serve bacteria here."

The bacteria said, "But I work here -- I'm staph."



credit: Princeton Review 2021 GMAT Prep Book

Did you hear about the group of Kansas City football players who all contracted skin infections while smoking marijuana?

The Joint Chiefs of Staph

What does the boss bacteria call his employees?

His staph

A Germ walks into a bar

The bartender notices and says,”Hey your a germ! Your not allowed in here!” . “But I work here,” says the germ,” I’m staph.”

Mrs. A was my favorite teacher in grade school.

She was by far the nicest of all of the staph at school.

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