Microscopic Jokes - 10 Hilarious Microscopic Jokes

What do you call a microscopic strawberry?

A strawbarely.

My best friend and I just started a business where we weigh microscopic objects.

It’s ..a small scale operation.

What does a microscopic cow say?

I have invented microscopic robots that can form the face of Robin Williams.

I call them "nanu-nanubots."

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There was once a scientist doing research on some microscopic organisms.

To his surprise, he found out that a particular species was completely homosexual.

They're algae.

Where do you keep microscopic criminals?

In cells.

My name for a the reptilian shaped microscopic creature really blew up the scientific community.

It was dinomite.

Scientists have recently discovered the existence of a mentally unstable microscopic parasite on the moon...

Apparently it's a real lunatic

Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.

Multiplication in biology means reproduction, which is microscopically accomplished by cell division.

A man goes to the doctor.

He tells the doctor he's been hearing strange buzzing noises all week. The sounds come and go at all times of day, but they have been most intense at night. Sometimes there are multiple distinct buzzes at a time, at different frequencies. The patient says he has hardly slept for the past week becaus...

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