What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?
I trussed you.
Oingo Boingo
A group of men were captured in the deep darkest jungle by a tribe. They were trussed up, and marched into the camp, where they were drumming and singing.
The chieftain walked up to them and offered them each a choice. "Oingo boingo, or death?"
The first man said "well, I don't want ...
In ancient times, an mighty warrior of the Germanic tribes cut a swathe through the Roman Legions.
His name was Dolf, but he was more commonly called by another name, whispered by mothers to their children as a warning - "The Red", owing to the spatters of Roman blood that covered his wolfskin armour after battles.
It was a week before Christmas night that Dolf strode into a small inn, own...
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