I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing now.
He replied that he was currently working on:
\\\*Aqua-thermal treatment on ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment\\\*
I was impressed......
On further enquiry, I learnt that he was washing dishes, with hot water under his wife's supervisi...
A Student is in Engineering Class, when the Teacher asks What is a Machine?
Student 1: A machine is anything that reduces human effort
Teacher: Will you please elaborate?
Student 1: Anything that simplifies work, or saves time, is a machine
Teacher: What is the true definition?
Student 2: Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected t...
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A man and a small sword are both under arrest for sexual misconduct
A detective/ interviewer is being brought to the two sexual predators who are both in separate rooms. First he goes to the room with the man. The man is not constrained and is sitting on a chair. The detective peaks in the window to the room and asks the officer "What exactly did he do?" the officer...
Sean Bean is walking down the street
Heard you guys like long OC.
Sean Bean is walking down the street, enjoying his Sunday night. Suddenly, a black paneled van pulls up next to him. Four massive dudes in ski masks wearing all black leap out and try to grab him. Sean remembers his GoT training and manages to ta...