A teenage girl is about to go on her first date and asks her mother, "Do I look pretty?"
Her mother says, "I can't answer that, honey."
"Why not?" asks her daughter. "I've spent an hour getting ready and I really want an opinion about how I look."
Her mother says, "What's important is how you feel."
"Mom!" says the girl, "This is important to me! I'm feeling very se...
I'd like to teach under-privelaged kids lattice geometry
Nothing would give me more pleasure than getting at-risk youth hooked on crystal math.
**EDIT** I'm terribly sorry for misspelling under-privileged
I just saw someone had set up a little wedding chapel in their front yard.
It had a tasteful little altar, a lattice arch covered in white roses, the whole deal. The only thing I didn't understand was a vertical length of 2x4 lumber, placed in a hole in the ground so it stuck three feet high. Just then, I noticed someone who lived there open the front door and start wal...