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Little Johnny riding his trike

Little Johnny is riding around the house on his trike when he pulls up to his mom in the kitchen, cooking dinner

LJ: mom, can I have some M&M’S?

M: Sure honey they’re on the table.

Little Johnny eats a handful of M&M’S, rides over to the cat, jumps off the trike and bite...

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Little Johnny

Church is letting out on Sunday, and the preacher is standing outside shaking hands and saying goodbye to his parishoners. Little Johnny is hauling ass on his tricycle on the sidewalk, when the front wheel falls off. He goes end-over-end getting all banged up in the process, jumps up and says "godda...

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A mounted policeman stops his horse next to a little girl and her tricycle.

He leans over the side of the horse, and says "That's a nice trike, did Santa give it to you for Christmas?". The little girl proudly says yes. "Well, it looks like he forgot to give you a helmet too," the policeman says, "I'm going to have to write you a ticket."
At this point, the little girl ...

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