As a French-Canadian with a successful plaid condom business, I feel I have a lot to offer on British monetary policy
But nobody wants a Quebecker with a checkered pecker as Chancellor of the Exchequer.
A joke told to me by a tour guide while in Scotland
One night, a Scottish distillery caught fire and burnt all night. One million bottles of Scotch Whiskey were destroyed and gave the fire a bright blue flame.
The next morning a local news station began interviewing the locals in a nearby village about the fire. Everyone they asked agreed tha...
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