Toys R Us Jokes - 13 Hilarious Toys R Us Jokes

Toys R Us

Said the stuffed Yoda doll to its stuffed padawans.

Toys R Us

More like Toys Were Us (insert depressing drum roll here)

If Toys R Us had a book,

Chapter 11 would be named "bankruptcy"

Little Johnny is at Toys R Us...

Little Johnny is at Toys R Us looking for a new toy to buy. He finally finds a toy car he really likes and decides to buy it. He goes up to the cashier to pay for the toy car and offers fake Monopoly money. The cashier says to Little Johnny, "are you dumb? this is not real money." Little Johnny resp...

T.I.L why Toys R us failed.

They fell on their 'R's.

Just put Toys R Us General Manager on your resume.

Who are they gonna ask?

Toys R Us black friday deals suck this year, don't waste your time...

...travel equipment.

I was browsing Toys R Us and the aisles said "Girls 3-5", "Boys 5-7", etc.

Jeez, just let me buy something. I don't need the whole guilt trip about who made it.

I'm really thankful that Disney/Pixar brought us Toy Story

It means I can go to Toys R Us and walk out with a Woody without it being awkward.

I was walking past Toys R Us today, when I noticed a really long line outside...

I asked a worker, "What's everyone here for?"

He said, "That's the Barbie queue."

Then, like an fool, I stood in it for forty five minutes waiting for a burger...

What was the last dinosaur to become extinct?

The Toys R Us

Remember kids

the Toys R Us bankruptcy and liquidation teaches us that poor spelling and grammar will always catch up with you eventually.

On his way home from work, a man realizes he has forgotten a birthday gift for his daughter...

He stops at Toys R Us and heads straight to the Barbies. Overwhelmed by all of his choices, he approaches a nearby sales associate. She then proceeds to show him their most popular Barbie dolls.

"Well, here we have Astronaut Barbie, Surfer Barbie, and Veterinarian Barbie... but our most popu...

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