because if you find out you're gonna live in Oman, you go "yeah man!!"
but if you find out you're gonna live in Yemen, you go "oh man..."
Im so sorry
Have I ever told you guys about how I escaped from the Middle East?
Oman the whole story is ridiculous.
I basically had to Qatar cross the border.
Just like Bon Jovi, I was basically Lebanon a prayer the whole time.
I know it doesn't sound like a true story, but I assure you Israel.
Honestly I could tell you more but it Ku...
What does a middle eastern man say when his country is being bombed?
What did the Middle East say when they saw Yemen having another civil war?
Oman, here we go again...
You wanna hear a geography joke?
Bob : "Hey Tom if you're Hungary I'll Serbia a Turkey Sandwich"
Tom : "Oman that was a bad joke"
Bob : "Yemen I know"
Tom : "You Syriasly need to stop with these jokes..."
Bob : "But Iraq at making jokes :("
Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...
- Bahrain - Lebanon - Qatar - United Arab Emirates - Egypt - Syria - Jordan - Iran - Iraq - Saudi Arabia - Algeria - Morocco - Yemen - Oman - Kuwait
What did the Arab Nations say when Iran blockaded the Strait of Hormuz?
Why did Africa pull a prank on Europe?
He thought he was GHANA get away with it. KENYA blame him? He's BENIN worse situations before. OMAN, I gotta stop. I can't BELIZE i'm saying these words right now. There's NORWAY anybody is gonna find this funny. Nothing ISRAEL to me anymore. How much do you want TIBET this will get downvoted to obl...
Where would women be without man?
What does an Arab guy say when he's happy?
What does an Arab guy say when something upsets him?