because if you find out you're gonna live in Oman, you go "yeah man!!"
but if you find out you're gonna live in Yemen, you go "oh man..."
Im so sorry
You're probably Ghana think"no one will Bolivia. There's just Norway."
I thought I Kuwait but then I Saudi Turkey, Iraq of ribs and a Canada best sauce and my Bahrain was like Oman, I Israel Hungary... so Iran to the kitchen to put Greece in the pan.
I hoped it could get Finnish quickly and because I was Russian, I didn't Czech the label and accidentally added ...
Have I ever told you guys about how I escaped from the Middle East?
Oman the whole story is ridiculous.
I basically had to Qatar cross the border.
Just like Bon Jovi, I was basically Lebanon a prayer the whole time.
I know it doesn't sound like a true story, but I assure you Israel.
Honestly I could tell you more but it Ku...
Quarantine seasonal travel
Oman, I really can't wait to Rome around.
Venice this going to get over?
You can't say when this lockdown will be over, Kenya?
Quarantine has made my Delhi routine too boring.
I've been Washingtons of utensils.
This Spain is real.
Stay home, stay safe. What'...
You wanna hear a geography joke?
Bob : "Hey Tom if you're Hungary I'll Serbia a Turkey Sandwich"
Tom : "Oman that was a bad joke"
Bob : "Yemen I know"
Tom : "You Syriasly need to stop with these jokes..."
Bob : "But Iraq at making jokes :("
Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...
- Bahrain - Lebanon - Qatar - United Arab Emirates - Egypt - Syria - Jordan - Iran - Iraq - Saudi Arabia - Algeria - Morocco - Yemen - Oman - Kuwait
Why did Africa pull a prank on Europe?
He thought he was GHANA get away with it. KENYA blame him? He's BENIN worse situations before. OMAN, I gotta stop. I can't BELIZE i'm saying these words right now. There's NORWAY anybody is gonna find this funny. Nothing ISRAEL to me anymore. How much do you want TIBET this will get downvoted to obl...
What did the Arab Nations say when Iran blockaded the Strait of Hormuz?
Where would women be without man?
What does an Arab guy say when he's happy?
What does an Arab guy say when something upsets him?