The 44+ Best Barbie Jokes

What does Barbie do on Halloween?

Pumpken

Why aren’t Barbie dolls made of plastic anymore

Because the Kardashian’s took it all

Did you hear there’s a new Divorce Barbie?

It comes with all of Ken’s accessories.

What do you call Barbie underwater?

Doll Fin.

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Because Ken came in another box.

A little girl is playing with Barbie and Thor.

A little girl is playing with Barbie and Thor. An older woman approaches her and asks
"I thought that Barbie came with Ken, not Thor?"

The little girl replies

"Nope. She comes with Thor. She just fakes it with Ken"

Barbies promote unrealistic expectations of women’s bodies.

Women’s heads are much harder to put back on in real life.

Why is there no pregnant Barbie doll?

Because Ken came in another box.

How to call a line of people waiting to buy the new Barbie doll at a toy store?

Barbecue

How does Barbie look so good despite being 63?

Plastic Surgery

Why did the male doll fall apart after Barbie friendzoned him?

Because he became Bro Ken.

Barbie

One day, a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on display in the front window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have Work-Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie f...

I was surprised to find that "Trailer Park Barbie" doesn't come with bruising on her body

Then I realized battery not included

What do you get when you cross Barbie with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A doll with a yeast infection.

Why did Mattel never make a divorced best bud for Barbie's Ken?

Because he would forever be Bro Ken.

What do you call three Barbies in a line?

BBQ

Buying a Barbie doll for my niece at a toy store

I asked the salesperson if Barbie came with Ken. She replied" Oh no. Barbie dates Ken. She comes with G.I. Joe."

Barbie sure has a lot of nice things

For a woman who’s knees don’t bend

A little girl was in a store to buy a Barbie doll for her birthday.

The shop owner said to her as a special treat you can choose another doll as well, Little girl says, can I have a GI Joe, shop owner says I thought Barbie came with Ken?, Little girl says no she comes with GI Joe, she fakes it with Ken.

What do you call a Barbie on fire?

A Barbecue!

Be gentle. First post. And I remember making this up on a long car ride when I was just 4:)

The Barbies

Few days before Christmas the father of a lovely 9yo girls goes to best you shop in town. He walks the lanes untill he finds a nice girl and asks her for help.

Dad: good afternoon. Please, can you help me choosing a Barbie doll for my daughter?

Shop assistant (SA): Sure Sir! How much w...

Why did Barbie smell like fish?

Because Australians like throwing shrimp on her.

Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?

In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." Ralph asks...

See the new "recently divorced" Barbie doll you can now get?

She comes with Ken's Corvette.

Did you know they make a divorcee Barbie now?

She comes with all of Ken's stuff.

My 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill.

Looks like she's preparing some kind of
barbie queue.

What kind of a cue would Barbie use if she played pool?

A barbeque.

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

Why do barbie dolls have purple nips?

Because GI Joes have kung fu grips ...

Have you heard of divorced barbie? Her set costs $450.

...mostly because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and one of Ken's friends.

What does Barbie like to do on hallowe'en?

Pump ken

Why did Barbie break up with Ken?

He kept Toying with her emotions

In a progressive move, Mattel is making a new boyfriend for Barbie who's a homeless man from New Jersey

Hobo Ken.

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The Barbie is cancelled.

In light of the recent events in Korea, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag fact...

Whats a line of Barbies called?

A barbiequeue

Barbie and G.I. Joe. [NSFW]

A little girl sits on Santa's lap. In a jolly manner, Santa asks "What would you like for Christmas?"

The girl replies without hesitation:"I would like a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."

Santa sits for a moment, thinking about the request. Caught off guard, he says "But little girl, Barbie come...

Mattel released a Muslim Barbie...

It's a blow-up doll.

(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies?

I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)!
Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad.
http://imgur.com/gallery/he4epJo/

I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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There's a lot of pressure for guys to have elaborate ways to ask their date to prom. One boy recently dressed up like Barbie's boyfriend Ken...

His girlfriend said why did you cut your dick off.

My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new "Divorce Barbie"

She comes with half of Ken's stuff.

If there was a hooker named Barbie ...

And she was really good at her job, would the line outside her apartment be called the Barbie queue?

In the interest of of trying to make the classic doll more realistic, and easier for children to identify with, a new version is about to be released called "Divorced Barbie"

She comes with all of Ken's stuff too.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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