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Ticklish Jokes

Why is Jon Snow so ticklish?

Aunts in his pants...

Turned the tables on my 8-year-old son.

Son: “How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?”

Me: “I don’t know; how many?”

Son: “Ten tickles.”

Me: “Yeah, but only the male octopus is ticklish.”

Son: “Huh?”

Me: “Yeah, the females are not ticklish at all; just the males. You know how you can tel...

How do you know if a trans man is ticklish?

You give him a couple test tickles.

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How do you test if you are ticklish?

Testicles!

When you’re trying to find a guy with ticklish nuts

It takes a lot of test tickles

What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?'

I have explosive diarrhea.

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island.

The natives capture them and tell them if they can stick 10 fruits up their butts they can live. The brunette gets 10 peaches and goes first. She laughs after 3 and is killed. The redhead is up next is shows up with cherries. She gets through 8 then laughs and is also killed. In heaven the redhead a...

A doctor visits a woman after her operation.

Doctor: "Good day, before I tell you the diagnosis, I would like to ask you a question: Do you have ticklish feet?"
Patient: "Oh yes doctor, I have the awfullest tickle of all time, I barely stand it! But why do you ask?"
Doctor: "Well then I have good news! You no longer have that problem! Yo...

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